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Miss USA Takes A Mouthful

Miss USA Kristen Dalton

Here’s the new Miss USA Kristen Dalton unveiling the ‘Red, White and Blue Banana Split’ in Las Vegas the other day. Didn’t the old Miss USA get fired for not being able to fulfill her duties? That was Miss California. Good because If you can’t fulfill duties that include smiling and eating ice cream you deserve to be dethroned. I guess going to Vegas to stuff a couple of whipped cream covered banana’s down your throat might not look very good on paper. I’ve never wanted to be a banana split more in my life.

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